Bird Nesting 

The act of placing toilet paper in a toilet in order to absorb all of the water, then defecating on top of it, rendering the toilet unable to be flushed and resembling a bird's nest.

Prior to leaving the hotel room, Johnny got caught Bird Nesting the toilet to spite the crappy hotel service.

Bird Nesting by JoshAndMitch January 17, 2011

Bird Nesting 

Concept in which only either father or mother take turns to stay and live at home (never both) for a period of time with the children usually during a period of seperation.

Thus the children still get to see both parents as though they still live in the house as against divorce when the man most time completely moves out of the house.

Jane: So have you divorced Stephen?
Sally: No, We are currently Bird Nesting.

Bird Nesting by Chijioke August 13, 2010

Bird Nesting 

When a supposed friend (usually male) occupies the time and space of a "platonic" companion (usually female) with the intent of preventing them from engaging in relations with someone more deserving. The bird nester has been friend zoned--quietly rejecting the rejection; resulting in stealthy cock blocking techniques to buy them some time to win their friend over like a Hollywood rom-com.

"I can tell Alexis wants it soo bad,.. but she is dating Fatehbir."

"No bro, he tries very hard to make it look that way, that dude is a bird nesting kumbaya piece of shit!"

Bird Nesting by ElGato212 May 31, 2019

Bird Nesting 

Laying ones testicles on top of another’s Jew-fro resembling a couple of robins eggs in a nest.

Hey Blake! I like your Jewish hairstyle. Mind if I give you thee ol Bird Nesting?

Bird Nesting by Ragin-Cajun-Caucasian-Asian December 5, 2023

Nesting The Bird 

To put the puck in the net..... more so up in the top.
Reason for calling it bird nesting is because the nest of a bird is up in a tree, and the puck is the bird going back to the nest :P

aka:

Bird nesting
Bird nester
Nested the bird

Christian is an amazing bird nester!
He loves nesting the bird!
He just nested the bird!

Nesting The Bird by Shins06G March 29, 2011

birdnesting

When a papershredder is clogged with crinkled, semi-shredded documents due to lack of shredder oil.

Confused Office People: "Why is the shredder f-in jammed?!?! None of the paper will go through at all!"

Shredder Service Guy: "Oh, it's birdnesting!"

birdnesting by 20C October 13, 2006

birdsnesting 

to put your ballsack or testies in a womens hairy vagina and have you penis or slong sitting overtop on their belly and then just sit wierdly and wait to se what happens

i was birdsnesting my mother last night and my dad walked in with my sister while they were birdsnesting upside down. ( isnt an example but its still pretty funny)

birdsnesting by adin butler and justin uglem December 3, 2011