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canamar is always that one guy in any group of friends to say the n-word, hard R, but is simultaneously the most white, he is also pretty gay and overly confident in his free styling skills, he thinks he’s funny but he’s not, he’s probably the most average gamer of the group but he thinks he’s better then everyone else, over all toxic and super gay, like it’s crazy how gay canamar is like wow he’s so fucking gay it’s actually insane... super gay
canamar why are you so gay?
canamar by SADLYSADSAD May 31, 2019
This guy is the definition of a radical Islamic ideology. He appeals as a white dude but he is a racist and autistic Islam inside. His partner in life loves it hard up the ass and can't get enough of it. Some say that this man has urges to scream out the N worst at the top of his lungs when he's around friends, no one gets offended though because his partner is black. His haircut Grant's men and women an instant orgasm once one has gazed at it. He is also the #1 suspected school shooter in American.
Why is Rey into canamar?
canamar by God_said May 31, 2019
This is the whitest man in the group. He will rhyme everything with the word gay. He is the best rapper and Eminem is even scared of this kid. He is terrible at every game he plays though. He is really autistic and retarded. This guy DOES have the n word pass cause his ancestors were black. Although with all of this negative there is always positives and he is fucken the horniest guy you know. He is also gay and his weakness is jellyfish blowjobs by his friends. He has the biggiest wiener in the group though, but it isnt straight it curves and this is a negative cause guys dont like this type of wiener.
Canamar is the weird one and crazy one
Canamar by WienerBeaner May 31, 2019

Calamari Cock Ring 

A Calamari Cock Ring is a ring worn around the penis, usually at the base but made from calamari.

However, If someone calls you this - it typically means they don't have a high opinion of you.
Person 1: How would they view me? Behind closed doors, are they of the opinion I'm the real deal, or in training?

Person 2: So? - Well I think they have a lot of time for you, but there may be certain questions.

Person 1: Oh, shit.

Person 2: Well, you know, they think they're hot shots. They make hard jokes.

Person 1: As in?

Person 2: Well, sometimes when you were absent they used to refer to you as "the calamari cock ring. I don't even know what that means.

Person 1: I think it means they think of me as a cock ring made from calamari, Frank, it's pretty self-explanatory.
Calamari Cock Ring by Airbar August 7, 2018

Catamaran sailor 

people who sail catamarans, usually the 2nd most insane type of sailor. automatically classed as sexy/hot no matter what they look like due to the immense coolness of catamarans.
girl1: that guy is so hot!
girl2: who, that guy? he's not hot! i'd be surprised if he could pull a whale
girl1: he's a catamaran sailor!
girl2: oh, god i'd let him fuck me like theres no tommorow!
Catamaran sailor by sailor buoy August 21, 2010

Calamari Cocktail 

When a woman gets to fucking around and takes a shot of alcohol out of the man’s foreskin.
“Calamari Cocktails should be a regular service at Hooters - you know, some nice lookin 21 year old bartender pours a shot in your foreskin just for another smoke shot decides to rip a shot off your cock. Sounds fucking sweet!”

#SaveTheForeskin!
Calamari Cocktail by Isl-96 February 9, 2023

busaba calamari 

Signature dish of the Busaba Eathai chain in UK.
An order of busaba calamari.
busaba calamari by Thomas Galetta October 15, 2008