Poonshow 

A term that could be used for two different versions. One could be used in a very pissed off tone of voice. The other could be used to describe a smoking hot female.

YOU POONSHOW!

DAMNNNNNN SHE A POONSHOW!!!!!!

Poonshow by poonshow101 May 23, 2019

pooshowbating 

The act of pooping in the shower whilst pleasuring oneself. it is the epitome of efficiency.

"We're going to be late for the show!"
"It's ok, Ray's pooshowbating to save time!"

pooshowbating by boblablaw1234 November 13, 2013

pooshower 

Taking a shower immediately after pooing.

"That's too long to be just washing his hands, David must be taking a pooshower."

"There's no toilet paper in here! Am I expected to take a pooshower after?"

pooshower by j_sz June 13, 2009

Poopshower

A poop immediately followed by a shower. Poopshowers are preferable done completely naked for maximum freedom. This is sometimes termed the naked poopshower though "naked" is often left off because it's implied and thus poopshower is synonomous with naked poopshower.

Usually a noun but can be used as a verb.

Other variants include:

Powerpoopshower -Poop combined with a power shower (1 beer consumed during the shower)

Doublepowerpoopshower -1 beer before/ during pooping followed by a power shower thus 2 beers are consumed total

Open Door Poopshower - Leaving doors open during a poopshower to ensure maximum freedom and usually to watch TV during the poop.

The Holy Grail of poopshowers is the ever elusive poopshowerbeejnap. Which as you can guess is a poopshower followed directly by a blowjob which inevitably leads to a nap. To truly achieve Nirvana the nap must be solo.

"I am so stoked for this epic poopshower I'm about to take"

"Alright, I'm going to go to dinner, poopshower, and do some homework"

Poopshower by thechop123 August 1, 2009

poonshot 

when a shot is put in a womans vag while doing a handstand, then the male/female takes the shot.

"Hey, wanna let me take a poonshot?"
"Oh, sure right after this bodyshot."

poonshot by emiliees July 24, 2009

poonshwabs 

almost like a q-tip but for the vagina

after all that sex last night i had to break out the poonshwabs

poonshwabs by poonlover August 5, 2009