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McWhipples 

1. The most pussy whipped a person can possibly be. 2. A male individual that would do absolutely anything his wife or girlfriend asks. 3. A man who has completely given away his self respect, for prospects of a whiff.
Ole McWhipples wanted to relax after a long work week. However Kellie told him to get in the car, made him drive 7 hours, buy snacks and fill the tank back up, yo drop meemaw off in Tennessee.
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Poofy McNipples 

A name that may be given to someone (usually male) who has incredibly pointy nipples and has many tendencies that suggest homosexuality such as reading Grazia magazine or straightening their hair.
"Man have you seen that guy? He's a right Poofy McNipples"
Poofy McNipples by Ruairidh May 27, 2008

McWhipped 

being an employee at McDonald's and not having any days off to hang out with friends because you are afraid they will give you a warning.
Friend: I can't chill tonight.
Me: Why?
Friend: I have to work at McD's until 12.
Me: Your so Mcwhipped.
McWhipped by MoNeY Sh0t February 27, 2009

Tits McNipples 

A woman with large breasts and large nipples.
Hey Tits McNipples, I'm gonna do you froggy style!
A bizarre dude that loves to imagine ejaculating on big Japanese Milfs while rubbing one out. They tend to sit at home and either watch vomit and enema porn or are normal.
Friend :”god you are such a McWhippey why am I even friends with you!?”
McWhippey by Dark Fate November 21, 2022

McWhipped 

stuck in a loveless relationship where the girlfriend holds your emotions hostage, while completely disregarding how you feel, you are not allowed to feel anything other than the overwhelming urge to satisfy the "girlfriend"

You have your own place but somehow bet stuck at her place for days on end unable to leave, she believes marriage and children will follow soon but you hate her so much and this will not happen but it probably will because she always gets what she wants.

You keep telling yourself it's over but somehow end doing everything she wants, love making is not allowed at any point and your glad because you hate her , but still were here together and it would be nice... instead you just watch her play cod on your laptop when you want to play wow on, but your not allowed because shes playing call of duty as you questioning you life choices, but realize you wont do anything about it , because she can have what she wants.

relationship like cold soggy low quality McDonald meal, and you don't do anything about it , you are McWhipped.
She dominates every aspect of your life , and you let her , you are McWhipped.

She plays cod and tells you your feelings don't matter , your still with her ... Your McWhipped

You find yourself stuck in her place for days unable to leave ... your McWhipped

She pimps you out to do chores for her family .. you do them ... thank you miss may i have another ... you are McWhipped
McWhipped by scillmotte May 8, 2023