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top of the plant 

a term used to refer to exotic weed that is better than swag or midds which is categorized as coming from the middle and lower sections of the plant: a ranking system of quality and potency.
"hey man you want to smoke up, this bud right here comes from the top of the plant"
top of the plant by BennieK June 14, 2010

Ignore the plant 

What you say when you're about to fuck/make-out with someone while a vegetable(person) or someone with the brain capacity of a vegetable is in a nearby room or in the room.
Girl: are we gonna fuck.
Girl 2: yes, now shhhh, ignore the plant.
Ignore the plant by suchabigdildo August 18, 2012

FRED the plant

FRED is Moriah Elizabeth plant squishy and she also owns Fred in real life
Fred the plant is funny and green

sling the plant

Joe advised his clients not to sling the plant.

Peggy The Plant 

Watering the plant 

This is a phrase which is specially used to seduce someone from the perspective of sex

For example :-
"She was watering the plant a lot but I didn't respond to control my amorous feeling" peter said