As a man, you begin by taking a shit into the back tank of a toilet (top-shelf pooping). Your girl is taking a shit on the main seat but straddling it in reverse so she can blow you. All the while you are consuming a Chipotle burrito.
Dude I had to clean the tank of my toilet after my girl an I went to Chipotle and once we got home things got a little crazy and we ended up doing the Double Chiblumpkin in our bathroom...glorious!
A gender neutral term that describes a person, thing or the behaviour of an individual who typically wants to consume something without contributing to its sustenance. A thing that is typically dishevelled or dilapidated.
"He's such a chingum, I can't believe he asked me to pay for our date."
"He was drinking from our bottles in the party like he paid for them, he's such a chingum."