Timmy wanted to be That One Guy and decided to smash his friend's face into the cake. Hey, if he wasn't gonna do it, someone else was gonna do it. Let's be honest, it's inevitable.
You ever go back and help that guy that you dispassionately waved off the stage or no? Did he kill himself? Do you know? I don't know his name.
That one guy "Daddy Jesus! I need help! Lay your hands upon me!"
Hym "HAHAHAHAHA! That is so fucking embarrassing for you! First of all, even asking for help makes you pathetic. Secondly, you cannot afford him you idiot! Third, you look like a crazy sycophantic weirdo! Hahahahahaaa!!!"