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Puerto Rican motorboat 

(N) Variation of traditional motorboat (loose-lipped shaking of one's face between breasts while making motorboat sound), whereby one motorboats a woman's ass(preferably a Puerto Rican stripper's ass).
I woke up this morning and totally remembered Puerto Rican motorboating 2 strippers at Frenchy's last night.
Puerto Rican motorboat by Odiggz August 30, 2013

puerto rican pig roast 

n.

A "three-way" based sexual act involving two men and one woman.

The woman is filled both orally and anally with dark rum, basted in a mixture of apple juice, brown sugar, and vinegar, then "put on the spit" penetrated both orally and either vaginally or anally.
Guy#1: Wow, look at that chick take those dicks.
Guy#2: Yeah, nothing beats a good old fashioned Puerto Rican pig roast.

Super Puberty 

In extremely rare cases, adolescents are subject to what is known as superiore pubertiscus, or "super puberty." These cases are considered most unfortunate and include such side effects as comically low vocal chords and massive amounts of super pubic hair. In no way is any of the above attractive, and subjects under the effects of super puberty should highly consider locking themselves away forever. "Super Puberty" is in no way treatable, as there is no known cure. But good god is it funny.
Justin Bieber's career will be ruined even more than it is now once he hits super puberty.
Super Puberty by Jacksfans March 27, 2011

Musical Puberty 

The stage of life one goes through when their musical taste becomes much more elaborate and meaningful. May start with an interest in Fall Out Boy and the All American Rejects and eventually turn into an interest in The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, or AC/DC.
Jim - Is it just me or is Dirty Little Secret starting to sound like absolute garbage?! What's wrong with me!

John - Oh my goodness....Jim, you're going through Musical Puberty! *wipes tear from cheek*
Musical Puberty by AkunaShehata October 23, 2011

Puertorican BullWorm 

A massive schlong owned by a guy named khile.
Hey Mike, You ever see khiles puertorican bullworm?
Puertorican BullWorm by goreze March 17, 2021