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Boss with a pussy tickler (beard). Fucks like a boss. Games like a boss. Kicks ass without takin names. Very pleasureable. The ladies want him. Delicious! VERY HUGE PENIS!! Likes holes not poles! Sexy as hell. Has no friends but dosent need them with all the chicks he has. Chick magnet. Respect the beard or die.
Ex )Everette is a boss!!!
Ex) My Everette is awesome!
Everette by E&J15227 December 16, 2013
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Someone who has no clue what he's doing and sucks dick all day. Nobody's perfect but Everette is a perfect Dumbass.
Everette you a dumbass
Everette by Cody4698 April 15, 2016
Everette’s absolutely gorgeous and has the best hair, she so talented and so funny, everybody loves Everette.
Wow have you seen Everette she gorgeous.
Everette by Cody alton December 11, 2023

Everette Bentley 

Everette bentley look at him, he is awesome
Everette Bentley by halfthumbdan December 18, 2012

madison everette 

The bestaying person in the world. At first she may be shy,but she has no trouble making friends. Once she is gone friend she will stick with you through thiccc and not thiccc. If you ever find a madi, never let her go
Dave "hey have username that girl Madison Everette Over there?"
"Ya, she's way outta your league

Landon Everette Pillatzki 

Landon Everette Pillatzki is the most popular guy in school he gets any girl that sees him everyone wants to be like him it's insane I can't even comprehend what it would be like to be like Landon Everette Pillatzki I could only dream and anyone reading this will never be as athletic, good looking, better in bed, better kisser, etc... So don't even dream about it because it'll never happen
Girl 1. Landon Everette Pillatzki is the most perfect person I've ever met

Girl 2. I would leave my boyfriend for him anytime

Girl 1. Same

Million other girls. I want him

Brennan Everette 

Yet another loud and abrasive wikinazi from English Wikipedia. Known to slander for no reason at all. Known to whitewash other wikinazis.
I know Brennan Everette - said no one.
I trust Brennan Everette - said no one.
Brennan Everette is a cool guy - said no one.
Brennan Everette by Barkingdog November 20, 2023