Standing up school 

A school in which the primary lesson is the stand up.

Teacher: "Welcome to standing up school"

Student: *falls flat on face*

Teacher: "Aaand you failed"

Standing up school by Wassup62 September 1, 2020

shit standing up 

Refers to being so busy that you don't have time to use a restroom.

Used in the context of passing someone who wants to chat and you do not have time.

Cher: I swear, ever since I had Sonny axed, it's been non-stop busy for me.

Sting: Bloody hell! Know what you mean. Ive been running so much this week, I have to shit standing up!

shit standing up by Richard Halliburton, Jr. December 29, 2007

standing-up beer 

The style/type of beer often consumed while standing up. These beer types are commonly characterized by:

- Heavy marketing to males
- Lower cost (less expensive)
- Higher volume (often purchased in bulk, i.e. 24-packs)

Standing-up beer can be consumed in a seated environment. "Standing up" is not an absolute requirement.

Standing-up beer is in direct contrast to sitting-down beer.

Common scenarios where standing-up beer is found:

- Outdoor barbecues
- Tailgating
- Bowling alleys
- NASCAR events
- Mowing the lawn

standing-up beer by beer-me September 19, 2008

standing up 

For some reason this is harder than walking. It makes no sense.

I was standing up but I got tired, so I started walking / jogging and moving. It was considerably easier.

standing up by Anduin May 6, 2005

Fuck me standing up 

An expression used when you were completely surprised by a situation or outcome.

We'll fuck me standing up , the eagles finally one a home game .

Fuck me standing up by Dadgad September 29, 2014

standing up 

An olympic sport

I am standing up... can i sit now?

standing up by Coca November 9, 2003

fall asleep standing up 

Term used to show how difficult a task is, or the amount of time something would require.

I’d have to fall asleep standing up to teach that girl to be DTF. So fuckin prude, it would take forever…

I ate so much pizza hut today, I’d have to fall asleep standing up to burn off all the calories.

fall asleep standing up by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009