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Ninja pull 

In the MMORPG world of warcraft a ninja pull is when a member in your group or raid purposely pulls a pack of mob s or a boss when the group or raid isn't ready for the encounter.

These so called ninja pullers are usually impatient and retarded DPSers that are pushing a whopping 1500dps on recount.

Ninja pullers also tend to be classes that can escape large groups of mobs, such as a fiegn death hunter or a bubble hearthing paladin inevitably killing the whole raid except for themselves. All in all ninja pullers are assholes that you should kick from your group asap!
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Dude1:Man why are we all dead, I went for a smoke and came back and we've all died. I wasn't even ready!

Dude2:That fucking huntard ninja pulled and whiped us all.

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My rule for ninja pullers: you pull it, you tank it.
Ninja pull by DerkaDerka121 August 8, 2009
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Pull a Ninja 

To pull a stunt/prank/feat in a ninja-esque manner.
Bobby stole Lee's bike yesterday, so Lee had to pull a ninja and steal it back.

Obese Maurice tried to pull a ninja during hide and seek, but failed as his 500-pound girth collapsed the branch he heaved himself on to.
Pull a Ninja by inaccuracy November 16, 2010

ninja puller 

A ninja puller is a strategy for player killers to get other players killed and steal their stuff in MMORGs like World of Warcraft. Is there a MMORG yet like WOW that this is not the best and quickest strategy for character advancement?
Leeroy Jenkins forgot what the pick up key was nor did he know that his strategy would later be called 'ninja puller'.
ninja puller by John L Foster! December 25, 2007

pulled a ninja

When someone appears or disappears from the surrounding area with few or no people noticing.

Also when you do a really cool ninja move, especially if you could never do it again.
Joe: Oh, hi Jon.
Jon: Hi Joe.
Sam: Hey guys!
Joe: When did you get here?
Jon: He pulled a ninja.

Man: *drops glass*
Waiter: *catches glass without spilling drink*
Man: Wow, you just pulled a ninja!
pulled a ninja by StarGazer453 October 15, 2010

pulling a drunk ninja 

N., When someone thinks they're so cool, and tries to do something, but fails epically.
Person 1: Remember when he pulled a drunk ninja?
Person 2: Hahaha! I do! He tried to do a back flip, but landed his ass in the dumpster!
"Drunk Ninja": I saw you pulling a drunk ninja last week!

Ninjapult 

Similar to the over-hyped Catapult of Greek origin, it is a siege engine used by Ninjas in order to fire more Ninjas to distant places, usually over city walls, pirate ships, and/or giant mythical creatures infected with rabies.

Myth has it that it was once debated whether or not Ninjapults were ever required by the ninja armies of Ninjtopia, seeing as Ninjas possess otherworldly powers (such as teleportation, walking through walls, and blowing up objects with their minds) that would simply render the Ninjapult as an obsolete device before it was even created.

The Supreme Ninja Chancellor Chuck Norrisdecided to peacefully end this debate by explaining that Ninjapults were simply implemented for the addition of style points. The delegation completely agreed with Chuck Norris, and offered him the prestigious 'Nobel Awesome prize', to which Chuck Norris responded with the collective murder of the entire room by questioning the Ninjapult in the first place.

Note: Contrary to popular belief, The Ninjapult DOES exist and is still used to this very day. If you don't believe me, try to explain Watergate
Steve: Did you know that the Greeks took over a decade to get into Troy?
Bob: Are you kidding me?!?!? Hadn't they ever heard of Ninjapults?
Steve: What are Ninjapults?
(Steve died tragically .035 seconds later due to Post-roundhousekick-stress)
Ninjapult by Johannes Climacus July 30, 2009

Pulling a Nina 

Phrase
Running onto a baseball field and grabbing an attractive player's butt.
The girl commenced Pulling a Nina on her crush, the first baseman.
Pulling a Nina by Psycho One August 30, 2014