Slapjack

The act of ejaculating on ones hand and then slapping another person in the face.

Today I gave Melinda a Slapjack after that bitch ate the last hot pocket.

Slapjack by BWeezyAflo January 2, 2011

Slapjack

A hand held batting weapon used in hand to hand combat. Consists of a heavy metal weight and a flat profile handle wrapped in leather. Can be swung in the same manner as a baseball bat.

1.Ricko went and clapped T.J in the dome with a slapjack and split that fools wig.
2. That jabroni Marcus tried me on some shit last night so I hauled off and blasted him in the nads with a slapjack.

Slapjack by Box of Wood Spiderz November 25, 2020

Slapjack

The action of a naked man shimmying side to side, like a washing machine agitator, causing his dick to thwack against his thighs.

She woke to the dulcet sounds of her husband doing slapjacks by the bed.

Slapjack by marydelta August 20, 2011

Slapjack

When you masturbate while your girlfriend is asleep and right before your gettting ready to cum slap your girlfriend in the face to wake her up then cum on her face.

My girlfriend was asleep on the couch when I got home from work so I gave her a slapjack.

Slapjack by DErekd June 16, 2018

Slapjack

Mixed alcoholic beverage originating in Bellingham, WA. Created by mixing one gallon jug of Carlo Rossi Pisano wine, one bottle MD 20/20 Orange Jubilee bum wine, one bottle Andre Extra Dry Champagne, and one can orange concentrate. Serve luke warm.

Damn Joe, you're fucked up! What did you have to drink? - Jesse
Oh, you know. Just a jug of Slapjack! - Joe

Slapjack by Sugar Shack Boys March 19, 2010

Slapjack

A game in which two people slap the shit out of each other until someone either gives up or dies.

Bro did you hear what happened to Jamal? Apparently his ass lost in a game of slapjack.

Slapjack by Reckewww01 January 24, 2019

SlapJack

A game in which somebody yells "SLAPJACK!" and brutally slaps someone until their organs shut down.

Drew got his ass slapjacked so hard he fucking died.

SlapJack by Reckewww01 January 26, 2019