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picogram 

A Picogram is a totally insignifigant amount of steriods found in an athletes body, that gives Jon “Picogram” Jones, “no advantage”.
Jon Jones weighs in at 205 lbs and 40 picograms.
Dana White: “Ariel, if you want to talk Picograms, talk to Novitzky. Talk to Novitzky, I dont know, talk to Novitzky.”
Jon Jones: “I’m a clean fighter.”

Crowd: *laughs* *claps*

Pictographer 

A person who assumes that because they bought an expensive camera they are a professional photographer.
My wife bought a new dslr and is starting to charge people for pictures. Im worried that she has become a pictographer.
Pictographer by Komi Kona December 19, 2012

transitve-pictograph-verbalizations 

Using symbols as a message to express how you feel.
Using any of the following examples and any others is transitve-pictograph-verbalizations: = =P =D

pictographied 

the act of having your picture taken (plausibly sneakily) without your permission
guy1 huh, man you would think that there would be more photographers or paparatzi around here.

guy2- whoops! there is one, dude you just got pictographied!

guy1- shoot!
pictographied by ian (the shoe) August 3, 2007

Picogram 

See!? He says IT LITERALLY ISN'T POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO TAKE THAT AMOUNT! HE GENERATES STEROIDS IN HIS RIDICULOUS JONES BONES!
Hym "Did I not totally call the picogram thing? He just IS a steroids-man!"
Picogram by Hym Iam August 10, 2023

pictographic memory

when you can see things in your head from memory. extremely hillarious sometimes.
that one show with that giraffe had a pictographic memory.
pictographic memory by arthur e March 18, 2006