minsitry 

twinsens lame attempt at spelling mystery

15:56:31 <ts`afk> i wanna be the minsitry dude with heaps of axx

minsitry by daves mom March 18, 2003

décolletage ministry 

This term refers to the practice of advertising one's religiousity by wearing significant décolletage and having a cross suspended between the breasts. This is especially effective if the practitioner has either very prominent breasts or is not wearing a bra.

Jessica, who was both very religious and had been embarassed by her rather prominent breasts, made them into a spiritual asset by practicing décolletage ministry. She found it more effective than the John 3:16 signs.

décolletage ministry by eViL pOp TaRt January 24, 2006

Ministry of truth 

Something that existed under Stalin and was discussed in George Orwell's 1984.

The disinformation governance board is supposed to behave like the ministry of truth. You should be concerned, very concerned.

Ministry of truth by Uncle Dimma May 2, 2022

Ministry 

Highly influential Industrial Metal act, with the core members being Al Jourgenson and Paul Barker. During the early 80's, it was just Al, and he was ripping off bands like Depeche Mode. Around 1986, though, he decided to go for a darker synth style. Then Barker joined and the rest as they say is history. Very active during the '80s and early '90s, but then they took a break. Recently Barker has left the band, but Jourgenson backed by a new band, is making music more frequently again. Their lyrics often attack politicians and religious fanatics.

Ministry's best albums are The Mind is a Terrible Thing to Taste, Filth Pig, and Psalm 69.

Ministry by Brian Belmont February 17, 2005

Ministry of sound 

Huge successful dance club in London. Very influential in the European dance scene. Produces some of the best albums around such as Euphoria and Clubbers Guide.
Another club as good as Ministry is cream in Liverpool.

Im going to Ministry tonight!

Ministry of sound by Essexguy June 27, 2005

Ministry of Darkness 

a large satanic group led by the Undertaker during the Attitude Era of the early 1999 that performed evil rituals and human sacrifice.

members:
undertaker
paul bearer
faarooq
bradshaw
mideon
viscera
gangrel
christian
edge

Ministry of Darkness is a large group filled with satanic theme led by the Undertaker. They kidnap people to join his group.

Ministry of Darkness by Travis Rashawn September 25, 2006

not my ministry 

noun. 1. something that one will never do, no matter the circumstance
2. an action that is not one’s calling or purpose in life

Coddling the ego of a grown man is not my ministry

not my ministry by Susie_Carmichael March 17, 2019