Turdmergency

When you really have to poop but something such as a clogged or dirty toilet prevents you from doing so.

I was really prairie doggin' one but there was piss all over the seat. I had a turdmergency on on my hands.

Turdmergency by poopsMcGibbon March 4, 2010

Terdergency 

When you need to poo really badly and it becomes a terdergency

Man1: Ahh toilet quickly
Man2: why?
Man1: it is a terdergency

Terdergency by Number10 June 8, 2015

turdurgency 

When you've a sudden emergent need to poop sooo bad you barely make it to the bathroom.

Tony was doing his homework when he had a turdurgency!

turdurgency by Livinwheeled March 12, 2017