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Shamogabog

A vile, toxic, obese, bitch, with yeasty fat folds under disproportionately big, gelatinous arms that are partially covered in what appear to be jailhouse tattoos. She has entirely too much time on her hands. The Shamogabog has no teeth, in her infected mouth, except for the busted dentures, that she holds together with Krazy Glue. She fancies herself as a singer/master of disguise, but can be frequently spotted on her social media pages, having glued trash or discounted, post-season Christmas ornaments to her face. Sporting the stereotypical “fish gape”, that all wannabe InstaModels wear (which is about as empowering as, and has all the sex appeal of a blowup doll), the shamogabog is an incredible narcissist. She plays with clay all day, creating sub-par “ jewelry”, that she peddles (for now), because she wasn’t bright enough to finish high school. But hey, she’s an artist...
The Shamogabog couldn’t hold a job, because she was too busy gluing garbage to her face!
Shamogabog by Wish Mackinnon October 4, 2020

Shamboozle

/SHamˈbo͞ozəl/

verb

INFORMAL
(1)
fool or cheat people into believing that atrocities of a poo-like nature haven't happened.

(2)
leave a giant dump on someone's doorstep as a form or revenge.
(1)
"Brian shamboozled the neighborhood boys into believing that there wasn't shit all over the street."

(2)
"I thought there was a spontaneous truckload of wet brownie mix that spilled all over my front lawn but it turns out I had just been shamboozled."
Shamboozle by Droppa Poo October 19, 2018

shamdoozle 

a classy gangsta actvity
Yo son, you up for some shamdoozles later?
You know I'm bad! I'm bad! You know it! You know it! You know! You know! You know! Shamon! And the whole world has to answer right now, so I'll tell you once again who's bad!
Shamon by Walter June 2, 2004

Hehe shamona

What Michael Jackson says in his songs.
Look Hehe Shamona up on YouTube.
An imaginary friend/special name of indearment towards someone.
Boy:Oh you shambodo you.
Mom:Tommy who are you talkin to?
Boy:No one, cough-red rum,red rum-cough.
Shambodo by Shambodo June 28, 2005