Jerseyian 

Jerking off using your own tears while listening to Bon Jovi after drinking Hypnotic and Hennessy all night.

We raged hard last night bro, took it home Jerseyian style, yolo solo bro.

Jerseyian by Deeeevs July 13, 2013

Jeremian 

Badass. Better than everyone. To fast for the sex offender list.

Gets a lot of wet dreams every night.

What dreams did you have last night Jeremian???

"TEEHEE"!!!

Jeremian by JANGO April 25, 2014

Jerseying 

The act of reaching over somebody and pulling their shirt (or jersey) over their heads, but not off, so their arms are not usable for fighting or defending themselves. They also can't see.

Typically a move for hockey fights.

Example of Jerseying: "That guy got jerseyed!"

Jerseying by fungku July 1, 2009

New Jerseyan 

A person who lives in the state of New Jersey; A person who lives in the greatest state ever.

That girl's so hot, she must be a New Jerseyan.

New Jerseyan by nailzz April 4, 2010

jerseyitis 

Mental disorder resulting from living in New Jersey for way too long; characterized by a strongly depressed demeanor, negative disposition about everything, and a general malaise of pessimism about future events.

A downhill spiral attitude in which one believes one is living in dystopia - prompted by the fact that one lives in New Jersey, where nobody smiles.

Joey: "This concert probably won't be that good. I doubt it will be worth it"
Jimmy: "Dude, what do you have Jerseyitis, this concert at PNC Bank Art Center's gonna rock."

jerseyitis by Amnesiac023 April 22, 2009

New Jersian Bastard 

The fake job of a person 17 or younger in New Jersey when asked for their job by a online sugar mommy or daddy.

F1 “ Yo this chick Mary tryin to send me 1k o week cuz she want a sugar baby bro. But she askin for my job. What should I say?”
F2 “ Idk just say your a miner”
F1 “ Nah I’ma tell her I’m a New Jersian Bastard.”

New Jersian Bastard by Mustafa the 69th May 11, 2022

Jerseysaurus 

Someone from New Jersey, typically Italian-American, who still hopelessly clings to outdated cultural traditions that the rest of America (and the world) has thankfully left behind. Specifically fist-pumping, wife-beater shirts, fake tans, IROCs, and continuously saying 'forget about it'. An ongoing embarrassment to Italians from other parts of the world.

Look at Vinnie fist-pumping over there with that wife-beater and fake tan. What a Jerseysaurus!

Jerseysaurus by Jack I Am December 18, 2010