jackdick 

(jak-dihk) n. - 1. comprised from the words jackass and dickhead meaning one who is not only a jackass but also a dickhead.
2. random word to shout in excitement, frustration or anger.

1. When Jason and Angela got into a fight she threw a chair at his face and called him a 'jackdick'.
2. Angela: Boo!
Jason: Oh, jackdick!

jackdick by Sledgela February 21, 2006

Jackdick 

Noun: A measurement, about the size of a flacid dick.

You are making me jackdick in sales!

Jackdick by DDayKay January 17, 2019

Jackdick 

When you jerk off too hard and your dick looks weird when it goes soft

Oh man, I wacked too hard yesterday, now I got jackdick

Jackdick by parkylarky August 2, 2021

JackNick 

An immature person who overuses the word "WIN" to describe things he likes, but most others think is boring.

Being JackNicked is when you say something and JackNick gets butthurt and puts you on the auto-moderate list.

JackNicking is having a post removed by a moderator because you hurt their tender feelings.

Lauren's post got JackNicked because the moderator doesn't like the big words she used.

JackNick by Fresh Princess of Belmont May 10, 2012

jacknickulous 

A ridiculous way of saying ridiculous. Used to accentuate the utter ridiculousness of that to which you refer. During the holiday season, this may be replaced by saintnickulous.

The way Grandma Esther butters her saltines is utterly jacknickulous.

jacknickulous by Blessed Hamo April 22, 2005

Jack Dick

When a male drinks so much alcohol, he can't get it up.

He had so much to drink at the bar, when he finally got the girl home he had Jack Dick and couldn't perform.

Jack Dick by rhinoguy September 11, 2005