Usually found in small crevices near peoples house, the chubby loghan lurks in the deep. He will hit and want to pull anything that moves. It humps it’s food sometimes and really enjoys it he is very attracted to young woman like a 40 year old man is attracted to toddlers.
Loghan's are usually guys. They can be loving but little yokas at the same time. You can trust them, but they can backstab you. They are tall but they think they r strong and can be you up in a 1 second. They act like they are on their period. They love to say crap and do weird shit. They are also EXTREMELY dry and boring.
Loghan has the absolute biggest unit. A real dump truck if you will. It's all-natural, too. Loghan doesn't even need to do squats. Loghan is the funniest person to walk this earth. The spotlight is always on them, whether because of their humor or their phat ass. They get hella bitches everywhere they go, probably because of the genetic phenomenon they carry around with them. That phenomenon being their ass, of course. Humpty Dumpty's got nothing on Loghan.
Person 1: Wow! Who's the new student?
Person 2: I think that's Loghan!
Person 1: How can you tell?
Person 2: Their dumpy entered the room 5 seconds after they did!
Person 1: Wow. What a unit!