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The Denim Finger

The act of fingering a girl but on the outside of her jeans while she is wearing them.

*Often used during hardcore make-out sessions and foreplay.
Nix0rz: So Beau how was the movie?
Beau: Amazing, I gave julie the Denim Finger.
Jake: You old sailor you.
The Denim Finger by beaucunt December 11, 2006

The Denim Suit Theory 

A situation where the female salesperson or counterpart is so hot she can convince the male party to do something stupid, like buy a denim suit.
That bar clearly use The Denim Suit Theory for their hiring policy.

the decimation 

The result of Thanos balancing the universe by snapping his fingers. But since no one saw this happen it is referred to as 'The Decimation.'
The decimation caused us to loose friends, family, and a part of ourselves.
the decimation by Hello,world! December 10, 2018

move the decimal

drug dealers move the decimal point when naming dollar amounts. usually it is moved two places to the left. this tactic allows them to discuss their debts in public places without attracting attention to themselves.
the kid down the street owes you $2000, but your mom doesn't need to know that. so call him up, move the decimal, and collect on those "twenty bucks".
move the decimal by tyrone, son August 3, 2008

The Danimal 

A man, no, a quasi-god capable of feats in vollyball that would be virtually impossible for any mere mortal. Can be seen roaming the wilds with nothing but a boonie hat and a giant walking stick, dispensing wisdom upon lowly cadets. Also hates boston accents and the term "box o' joe".
Man 1: "What is that? It's like I am in the presence of the apotheosis of a man. The division between god and mortal has become blurred by the mere presence of this transcendental figure."

Man 2: "That is what the ancients call 'The Danimal'."
The Danimal by JackFinn November 6, 2018

Approval of the denial

It’s the yes to to the no , when its a definite no but you get a yes
Badi “bro , I slid in her DM’s and she gave me her number

Dude 2 “yes badi , it’s the approval of the denial”
Approval of the denial by Badiii December 21, 2020