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scientitious 

something that is both based in science and superstition (superstitious)
ex: "oh, how very scientitious of you"

said in response to people doing things that sound scientific but are actually superstitious.

(painting a car yellow so it 'goes faster')

ex: can also be used to describe things such as Hollywood fake science babble (ex. Star Trek tech lingo, superhero power explanations etc.)
scientitious by TerraDea January 9, 2019
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sementitious material

Material resembling male ejaculate (i.e. semen). Not to be confused with cementitious material.
CORRECT: I left some sementitious material in your mom's birth canal last night.

INCORRECT: I can't tell if that is drywall or plaster so let's just call it sementitious material.

Dorkus scientificus 

A research dorkus. Dorks out on talking about their research, and coming up with new and interesting scientific theories and hypotheses. Is also, however, very cool and often cute.
John the Greek is a total hottie who loves talking about weather and his climate research, and is therefore a Dorkus scientificus.
Dorkus scientificus by firegirl77 September 7, 2007

Scientition 

The Scientition is a metal/thrash/melodic band from Hastings, UK.

A Scientition is one of The Scientitions fans.
I am a Scientition and I love The Scientition!
Scientition by Mr Power Hi Tech January 12, 2011