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Timology 

Timology is a sub-discipline of Westsideology along with packrattology also known as yellowgrooveology. Timology is the study of Timinator and the many phenomenons attributed to him. The most seminal work pertaining to Timology is "The Remains of Timinator: How burps shaped our planet" by world renowned WSB (WestSideBoys) historian, Apocyl Doomer.
Wow, Timology is sooooo cool! Studying Timinator's burps truly changed my outlook on life...
Timology by PINNQ April 8, 2021
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timology 

TIMOLOGY is any combination of phrases, statements or words for Psychology based on explanations in which Tim Rogers (a real licensed psychotherapist) has single handedly created or more likely overheard from somewhere in the ethos of life, but for whatever reason, the original orator lacked the wit required for long lasting legacy status.

These statements, phrases and words, words, words are Tim's personally enhanced versions of well established psychological explanations of what may or may not be going on for us all inside our noggins. As we all continue our fearful yet courageous pursuit of remembering our true Selves.

Thing is, with timology, each explanation gives particular emphasis to a play on words or turn of phrase, even a double or triple ontondra! This significantly differs from the more definitive diagnostic or empirically measured and therefore more "clinically valid use or definition.

IN OTHER WORDS, TIMOLOGY IS MEANT TO GENUINELY HELP OTHERS REMEMBER THAT THEY HAVE THEIR ANSWERS WITHIN THEM SELVES. THEY JUST NEED SOME HELP/SUPPORT/GUIDANCE REMEMBERING THEM SELVES FROM TIM(E) TO (TIM)E.
TIMOLOGY PHRASE: "THE MORE OF YOU YOU ARE, THE MORE OF YOU YOU ARE."

Using the exact same words, Tim is reminding you what you've already known to be true: Be yourSelf, that's how you stay yourSelf. - wait, I think that's another Timology!

"When we feel judged as adults, we're listening with childhood ears." - a Timology original quote
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timology by Identified Patience December 28, 2018
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Titology 

The study of tits.
I am going to grad. school for titology; yeah, like the female organ.
Titology by taycar February 19, 2011
the act/studying of spending time doing what you want but not accomplishing anything but also not wasting it either
person1: hey what did you do today?

person2: today dave and i went to home depot, walmart, and sportsmans warehouse.

person1: did you buy anything?

person2: nah, we just field studied timeology. did everything we wanted to do but didn't really accomplish anything.
timeology by Mike Fry February 24, 2008
Tomology is the cult surrounding the one and only Tom Jenner, the best photography lecturer (not teacher) ever to exist. He is a man of many talents including sining the theme song to Peppa Pig. He is the greatest man to ever exist and that’s just straight up facts
Boy 1: I love Tom Jenner. I want to join Tomology

Boy 2: Me too let’s do it

Boy 1: Ugh we are such Sluts for Tomology

Boy 2: Such Whores
Tomology by Ayoissamebitch January 29, 2021

Tinology 

The science of studying how tins react, adapt and interact with their surroundings.
"I recently acquired a master degree in Tinology," says Tintin
Tinology by ppapbumbum November 14, 2023