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Hey, pass my bever over this way. Mine's the white russian
bever by Bungalow Bill November 9, 2001
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Noun
1. Beaver beverage

2. better than never
1:
guy: Dude, this bever tastes rad!
2:
Guy 1: I'm just turning my paper in now.
Guy 2: At least it's bever.
Bever by ZefferTheMooseCow August 28, 2022
The phrase originates when a user meant to type "never" but made a typing error. A cow VTuber named Crelly first used the phrase. Crelly made the typing error while replying to the clipper baggypantsman about "freeing his rod," as the phrase is now a permanent reminder of how much Crelly fumbles.
Crelly: who want me
baggypantsman: free my rod
Crelly: bever
Crelly: fuck
baggypantsman: ?
Bever by chillinmatcha September 2, 2025

bever ranch 

man this place is a bever ranch! sweet
bever ranch by George Bush Jr. September 11, 2005

Bever Blister 

A Bever Blister is similiar to a Fever Blister. A Bever Blister is a cold sore that erupts on your lip every so often. Much like a Fever Blister, it is caused by a virus. BUT the Bever Blister originates from a Beaver Virus.
"Franky, remember that Stripper I was dating a few months ago?" "Well, she left me with a little gift. Check out this Bever Blister on my lip!" "Dude, that thing is rude!!!!"
Bever Blister by Turfclubtom April 19, 2008

bever fever 

a condition caused by drinking contaminated backcountry water resulting in violent explosive unpredictable uberfrequent bowel evacuations.
i caught bever fever and blew my toilet through the wall.
bever fever by dr. dookie October 7, 2007