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Adjective; Genius and weird mixed together

Verb; Gweirded (in this case the W is silent)

Secondary Meaning; To go to the hospital to have a gerbil removed from your asshole

Gwearding; The act of two or more people pausing after the same great idea and then after a three second pause they all say, "Gweard" at the same time while looking and pointing at each other
"Gweird minds think alike"

"I totally spent sunday getting gweared"
"Did you just see all those douchebags gwearding?"
Gweird by PNGN420 March 30, 2021
Related Words

Caped Gweirdo

Formally, a caped gweirdo is a complex mythical term but can be used as an insult. In its more common usage, it specifically implies that someone is beyond weird, physically aggressive, and dresses themselves in strange attire to intimidate. The term can also just mean mean or aggressive over small things. The plural is caped gweirdoz not caped gweirdos.
Caped Gweirdo by dr.gweirdo December 4, 2019

jemma gwerder 

A Jemma Gwerder is a type of short person, who doesn’t hit puberty until the age of 18, or doesn’t grow over 5’1. They are a type of person who would be a year 11 yet still look like a year 9.
“I’m 17, and I still haven’t hit puberty, I must be a Jemma Gwerder”
jemma gwerder by Indy Wilson April 24, 2019
1. Goblin, beast, mythical creature in Irish folk lore
2. A person from the West Country in the UK, farmer type. Wurzel
Beware in the forests for there lies a Gwirdle.
Do not make conversation with a Gwirdle for they will steal your buttons.

Have you just seen that Gwirdle down the field?
He's a bit of a Gwirdle.
Gwirdle by Chris Zed September 26, 2005

El Gweiro 

El Gweiro (praise and blessings be upon Him) is the alter ego bestowed upon He who is James Weir. El Gweiro (praise and blessings be upon Him) was fist 'born' in 2002. This is His first and only known coming, Son of Gary, Grandson of John, He walks the Earth erradicating Evil from this plane.

Born with the ability to walk through shadows, El Gweiro is also known as Shadow Passer, or Dalk Walker. It is believed that He is born from a Demon Lineage dating back to the times of Major Weir who was burnt at the stake for witch craft. It is noted that Major Weir made a pact with the Devil, and in turn received a staff bestowed with powers. Witnesses reported that at his (Major Weir's) burning, the staff reacted to his body, engulfing and falling as did Major Weir.
El Gweiro (praise and blessings be upon Him) has saved us all again. Praise Him in the Highest
El Gweiro by El Gweiro March 10, 2005
A person who is both gay and weird at the same time.
Kevin, you're such a gweirdo.

Damn, gweirdo, you're just so gay AND weird.
gweirdo by Gwevin May 4, 2005