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Shifting logs 

The act where two people go anus to anus and then one of the participants has a bowel movement into the anus of the other participant. The second participant receives the fecal matter anally and then pushes it back into the anus of the original fecal matter owner.
Tim and Johnny have been getting quite messy with their new shifting logs experiment. Looks highly unsanitary but they seem happy.
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Logsday is the 4th day of the week, out of the total 8 (Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Logsday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday).
Anon: What happened to Logsday? There are 8 days in a week: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Logsday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. I learned this in kindergarten. We all did. Why do people say there are only 7 days now? What the fuck? I feel like I'm going crazy.
Logsday by geciskifli December 8, 2020

dropping logs 

From a casual perspective, 'dropping logs' can be thought of as simply taking a dump. A more serious definition would be a more deliberate approach to the art of having a bowel movement. By definition, Dropping Logs may be considered a skill by those individuals that put genuine concentrated effort into a particular bowel movement. For example; a sporting person may refer to the acquired skill of aiming turds while aloft on a tree limb as dropping logs. A person with a medical affliction like constipation may consider expressing 'dropping logs' as way of expressing verbally their feeling of relief. An animal lover may use the term affectionately, such as: Fidow did an excellent job of dropping logs on our walk this morning. It may be used as a form of personal expression: I generally am not in the habit of dropping logs at a complete stranger’s house. With a bit of imagination, the possibilities are limitless.
I caught Ginger dropping logs at my apartment when I arrived unexpectedly early. I reassured her that it was perfectly acceptable and took a massive dump myself with the door open. I warned her about the use of open flames during the process.
dropping logs by Big Ed Moustapha January 5, 2010

Glazing logs 

While jerking off on the shitter, immediately after taking a dookie: Once ready to orgasm squat slightly aiming your cock into the bowl and ejaculating on your own shit.
Z yells into the bathroom "Jeff, wanna grab lunch?" Jeff "Give me a minute. I'm just glazing logs"
Glazing logs by Sonny Zee July 29, 2015

Logstedshire 

Logstedshire (or Logsted for short) is a territory on the DreamSMP created by Ghostbur and TommyInnit, whilst on exile. The territory got it's name from The Prime Log, which is used to farm Twitch Primes. Logsted is located at aproximately 600, -2000 on the SMP
"Log through the pain" - Tommy after seeing that Logstedshire 's Prime Log is sucsesfull in bringing him vast ammounts of primes
Logstedshire by malshuri December 8, 2020

sawing logs

to be asleep, to be snoring like a chainsaw cutting down trees.
She passed out last night after the party; she was totally sawing logs.
sawing logs by ArtMoxie September 4, 2008