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kolten wong'd 

To get picked off or caught doing something stupid, referencing how Kolten Wong got picked off to end game 4 of the 2013 world series.
Bill: Mrs. Smith is such an ass, i hate her so much.

Mrs: Smith: excuse me?

Larry: man you just got Kolten Wong'd!
kolten wong'd by BobbyV22 March 8, 2014
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Relatively short person with brown-yellow-ish hair and has 3 amazing and funny friends. Very nice, smart, lovely person but which sometimes can be a bitch and a cry-baby. In this occasions you better not piss him/her off. Someone who is a big fan of football, ACMilan and KPB.

-pls publish
Do you know who's the biggest fan of KPB?
You talking about Kostana, right?
kostana by testdrive April 7, 2019
A drink made by combining Angry Orchard Cider with Fireball in a large pint glass. Also used a phrase for any drink that's simulatenously smooth, hot, sexy, crisp, and refreshing....
The man was angry until he dropped the Fireball into his Angry Orchard, forming the legendary drink "the keltana". After chugging the "keltana" he was in his happy place.
keltana by cuchulain April 18, 2015
Maori word for Aerial. Pronounced "Coathanga" - very ironic considering many car aerials in New Zealand are coathangers.
"Man that is a nice looking Kotanga"
"Chur bro - its a coathanger"
kotanga by J_NZ November 21, 2006
Kolten is the kinda guy to make you feel special. The minute you meet him you want to be friends and you do. But as time goes by you start to fall Inlove with him because he’s an amazing guy and adorable and cute and couldn’t be better. He’s the type of guy to treat you amazingly, never make you feel like nothing, treat you like everything you are, makes you happy, knows when your down and he knows when to fix shit. If he did something he doesn’t just leave you, he tries to fix the problem. He’s an amazing person and honestly the best person you will ever know. He’s caring, nice, kind, loving and so much more. You may love him but you can’t have him, cause u fucked up. You had the change to be more but you messed up a lot. He wasn’t ready for a relationship and you got mad about it and ruined what could of been so much. You loved him but messed it up. I love you so much.
Oh shit there is kolten. He’s my one and only

Kostantinos

Kostantinos can be known as Kosta for short. He is a magnificent human being, and is always as bright as the Sun and is very interested in Astronomy. He is usually quite calm, but he can be quite the memer around his friends. Don’t step on him or ask him for too many favours and you’ll be just fine and Kostantinos won’t get annoyed.
“Kostantinos is just like the Sun!”
“Yeah and he is quite interesting as well
“Just don’t step on him though!”
Kostantinos by hello_hey_wassup December 9, 2019