Mitten kitten

A female residing in or native to lower peninsula Michigan that likes to spend her time doing things that will result in getting dirty and having fun. (Ex. Mudding, dirt biking, dune riding, tractor driving, moonlit dinners in a field or the woods, beach napping, hiking) Mitten kittens can do all this and look gorgeous doing it. Usually found wearing jeans, cowboy boots and a tank top with a bandanna or headband holding up her sexy messy bun.

Of course she can build a bonfire, she's a mitten kitten.

Mitten kitten by Dunechix92 May 18, 2017

Kitten mitten 

When a tv show isn’t interesting enough to sustain your full attention, so you do another activity while watching the show, but that’s also not interesting enough to pull you away from the show because you are somewhat invested in watching it.

Don’t ask me about the plot. The show was a total kitten mitten for me.

Kitten mitten by RPalmzy July 6, 2020

Kitten Mitten 

A condom.

'you'd better put on a kitten mitten, if you want that pussy'

Kitten Mitten by Zach 'Tay Tay' August 5, 2008

kitten mitten 

A mitten in which women find arousing when place on the clitorial part of the sexual reproductive system.

Wow. What a mitten.
Fuck me with that kitten mitten

kitten mitten by max juan January 3, 2005

kitten mittens 

What kittens love to wear when it's cold. From the latin phrase kittano mittono.

Mr Boots the kittycat wears his kitten kittens when it's cold.

kitten mittens by l0rd_hex January 11, 2004

kitten mittens 

Mittens for little tiny kittens when it gets cold in the out-of-doors.

The cutest crap ever!!

kitten mittens by Julia June 22, 2004

Kitten mittens 

When a woman does not wash her hands after using the bathroom.

Chenetha saw Judy walk out of the bathroom with kitten mittens.

Kitten mittens by Chenetha C. November 9, 2018