Drunk splat 

When you get drunk and jerk off outside

Todd had a drunk splat last night

Drunk splat by Interfectorem lucem October 19, 2018

drunksplain 

Drunksplain, -ing, -ed. The act of drunkenly explaining something. This commonly occurs when an individual, while holding an alcoholic beverage, attempts to expound upon his/her opinions/ideas/experiences. This person will usually lose track of his/her train of thought and will never reach the point originally intended.

Tim spent about two hours last night drunksplaining his views on the state of marijuana legalization in the U.S.

They're over there trying to drunksplain to the cops why they were driving in the wrong lane in the middle of traffic.

drunksplain by Gabsumptuous September 28, 2011

drunksplaning 

When you try to explain something when you are drunk or have been drunk . Often exaggerated stories

So John was talking about how 2 girls took him home last And gave him a fun time. All I remember was John walking home whit a dog under each arm . He was probably drunksplaning

drunksplaning by #1drunksplaning June 30, 2020