CUNTOOSS

I rode the bike too long and now my cuntooss hurts.

He kicked me right in the cuntooss

CUNTOOSS by grimly grim September 15, 2018

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cuntoisseur

A carnivore, usually male, who enjoys devouring meat curtains

Michael is well-liked in cheer leading circles across the country for his prowess as a cuntoisseur.

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Another term for a "player".

Meaning: he has one cunt, tosses it, goes to the next.

Girl 1: "God he's cute what's his name?"
Girl 2: "Oh don't bother with him, he's such a cunttosser."

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A man who is sentimental about his porn folder to the point of considering it a "collection."

He's got nearly 100 folders, and they are all organized. He's a cuntoisseur.

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