the chris
the chris by repeaterer January 21, 2005
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the chris lopez
A sexual act- The chris lopez is when you place a girl on top of your penis while you are laying down flat on your back. you then begin spinning the girl as if she was a basketball. You do all this while fist-pumping with the hand not being used to spin.
-Hey so I heard you're pretty good at basketball.
-Yea, i guess.
-Have you ever tried the chris lopez?
-Yea, i guess.
-Have you ever tried the chris lopez?
the chris lopez by odenvictjeremysmom April 13, 2011
The Chris Effect
The Effect happens to be present when you love someone with all your heart (e.g. your partner) but then there is this other person who keeps coming up into your head and stays there for quite a while. You love your partner unconditionally but can‘t help stop thinking about that other person. No matter how hard you try or how much you love your special one the other person will be there in your mind.
Kiera: Hey (friends name), i love my partner so much but i can‘t help it. Chris keeps coming up in my head and i cant stop thinking about him.
Johnny: Oh that‘s "The Chris Effect"
Johnny: Oh that‘s "The Chris Effect"
The Chris Effect by Sheloveshyunjin January 20, 2019
The Chris Riley
When a man tucks his penis between his legs, sits on it and rocks back and forth vigorously until ejaculating in and/or around his butthole.
See Also: "Creampie Yourself"
See Also: "Creampie Yourself"
Person A: It's not possible to creampie one's self. Not even gonna lie.
Person B: You've never heard of the Chris Riley?
Person C: That's a tally.
Person D: "A" as in "apple". "B" as in "Banana". "C" as in "Creampie".
Person B: You've never heard of the Chris Riley?
Person C: That's a tally.
Person D: "A" as in "apple". "B" as in "Banana". "C" as in "Creampie".
The Chris Riley by Necrachilles February 9, 2015
The Chris Berman
While a girl is performing the act of fellatio, the man grabs the girl and spins her around into the 69 position and makes the famous Chris Berman "WHOOOOP."
We were down stairs when we heard Justin pull The Chris Berman, suddenly we realized that we were ready for some football.
Yeah so she went down on me, but it wasn't that great so I decided to pull The Chris Berman, needless to say it was much better after that.
Yeah so she went down on me, but it wasn't that great so I decided to pull The Chris Berman, needless to say it was much better after that.
The Chris Berman by Bigsexwill January 26, 2011