David Hasselhoffa 

A well-known actor from the '80's who was prominent at the time, but then mysteriously disappeared off the Hollywood scene, and we haven't heard a word from him since.

Perhaps the movie-fans "hassled the Hoffa" too much, and so that's why David Hasselhoffa vanished without a trace; maybe he just wanted to be let alone.

David Hasselhoffa by QuacksO September 7, 2018

David Hasselhoff

A mercurial figure that has been seen singing and driving K.I.T.T. He is reputed to have supernatural powers and to have sold his soul to the devil. Future German Chancellor.

Ich ging zur Bierhalle und ich sah, daß David Hasselhoff Tragen auf der Hauptstraße lederhosen, also ich nach Hause ging und berührte mich. Deutschliebe David Hasselhoff.

David Hasselhoff by Teflon April 11, 2006

david hasselhoff

Some guy we Germans are supposed to adore for some reason.

German guy 1: Hey, did you see David Hasselhoff last night on TV with that strange black talking car?
German guy 2: David who?

david hasselhoff by MasterJoe August 21, 2006

david hasselhoff

The most gay straight man ever lived. Made famous from the series Baywatch. David Hasselhoff altso has his own CD.

Dude1: Have you seen Baywatch?
Dude2: Yeah, what about it?
Dude1: OMGWTFBBQ David Hasselhoff is SOOOOO gay
Dude5: He sure is *drool*

david hasselhoff by Freakling July 15, 2008

David Hasselhoff

Also called "the hoff"

David Hasselhoff the famous acter from "Baywatch" (as mitch) and "Night Rider"

I also had a music carrier and made some songs like "looking for freedom" and "Do the limbo dance"

Germans are crazy about him

-i was in Berlin last year

- aight, what did you do?

- i saw "the hoff" live

- David hasselhoff huh? man your fucking gay

David Hasselhoff by resume December 28, 2005

David Hasselhoff

when one flush isn't enough to dispose of that solid waste, and a "double flusher" has to be used. This technique of waste shifting is known as a David Hasselhoff

"Dale mate, that was a good quality dump, it required a David Hasselhoff to shift it"

David Hasselhoff by Rupert Foningzby Maguire September 26, 2008

David Hasslehoff

A word to describe someone who is exposing chest hair. Commonly used between office workers when someone is wearing a button down shirt with the top buttons undone and has no under shirt on.

Mike: Yo, you see Jeff today? He's totally pulling a David Hasslehoff.

Dave: Yeah, all he needs now is a medallion.

David Hasslehoff by SPasquale February 20, 2009