2) A human who accidentally got into santa's bag, and was raised by elves, who because of his human form, cannot make toys as fast as the elves and is inferior.
Buddy: "Why don't you just say it? I'm the worst toy-maker in the world. I'm a Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins."
Elf: "No Buddy, you're not a Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins. We all just have different talents, that's all."