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Another (slang) way of saying "girl".
is that girdle really a girdle or a guy, she looks like a guy... seriously. throw a rock at her to check.
girdle by Liquid K9 December 7, 2004
Must be rustically stained yellow to look aged,toilet paper hanging out,crotchless,distinct smell of fish and urine mixed in with car air freshner or possibly cheap end of line body spray from all good pound shops.
"my girdle is not dirty,It was yellow when I got it."

"I dropped my mug of tea on myself while I was snoring and the girdle got the brunt of it."

girdle of gunts 

A group of more than one girl sporting
a gunt.
I saw a gaggle of geese fly overhead just before I went in the dive bar and saw a girdle of gunts.
girdle of gunts by M January 18, 2004

Girdle Wax 

You’re driving and have to shit. You lose the battle. The seat heater is on so it liquifies in your draws. You get out of the car to head in the house but the cold air causes it to once again solidify. Thus becoming caked onto your undergarments like wax
Friend: “Dude, after the bar yesterday, I was driving home and got some serious girdle wax.
Girdle Wax by Njpfunny December 9, 2024

Nerd Girdle 

An outfit that makes one look like a nerd. Typically worn by an unusual or awkward female. One might wear this thinking they look good, when in reality, they in fact make themselves seem more nerd-like.
Did you see that nerd girdle Tina was wearing??
Nerd Girdle by JimboSillyPants July 20, 2010

man-girdle

A vest worn by a slightly overweight man, generally without a coat, for the purpose of appearing slimmer; characterized by tight material horizontal to the buttons, and bulging material between them.
"Dude, that man-girdle's not fooling anybody!"
man-girdle by shanek April 6, 2008