Must be rustically stained yellow to look aged,toilet paper hanging out,crotchless,distinct smell of fish and urine mixed in with car air freshner or possibly cheap end of line body spray from all good pound shops.
"my girdle is not dirty,It was yellow when I got it."
"I dropped my mug of tea on myself while I was snoring and the girdle got the brunt of it."
You’re driving and have to shit. You lose the battle. The seat heater is on so it liquifies in your draws. You get out of the car to head in the house but the cold air causes it to once again solidify. Thus becoming caked onto your undergarments like wax
An outfit that makes one look like a nerd. Typically worn by an unusual or awkward female. One might wear this thinking they look good, when in reality, they in fact make themselves seem more nerd-like.
A vest worn by a slightly overweight man, generally without a coat, for the purpose of appearing slimmer; characterized by tight material horizontal to the buttons, and bulging material between them.