The Sprayer

While having anal sex with you partner you piss in her ass and when she farts it sprays all over your dick.

Sally: Yesterday while I was fucking Bobby he pulled the sprayer on me it felt great

The Sprayer by bl123 October 19, 2008

Spring Flinging in the Squiting Sprayer 

This is when you have a big party or celebration revolving around your squiting sprayer (AKA WAP)

Madelyn: im having a spring flinging in the squiting sprayer tonight if anyone wants to “come”😏😏

Spring Flinging in the Squiting Sprayer by Wetspaghetti June 9, 2021

sprayed the bowl 

An Aussie term to do a big diarrhea shit in the toilet...And leave it for the next person to see,

The cunt before me sprayed the bowl everywhere......SHIT EVERYWHERE!!!

sprayed the bowl by GS71 April 6, 2015

The Beer's Prayer 

Our Lager,

Which art in barrels

Hallowed be thy drink.

Thy will be drunk,

I will be drunk,

At home as in the tavern.

Give us this day our foamy head

and forgive us our spillages

as we forgive those that spill against us

and lead us not into incarceration.

But deliver us from hang-overs,

for thine is the beer,

The bitter and the lager

forever and ever

Barmen!

I sit down and pray The Beer's Prayer before I go out every night.

The Beer's Prayer by BCOOK March 3, 2010

The Man's Prayer 

Prayer for men, ironic. From "Red Green" Canadian public access television.

"I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess." -The Man's Prayer

The Man's Prayer by RookCastle February 20, 2013

the warrior's prayer

The only prayer any true warrior needs to know.

Mentioned in two songs by Manowar, one of the best bands out there.

This prayer also beats all other prayers, I think any hot woman would be aroused after hearing this in her bedroom.

The Warrior's Prayer

"Gods of war I call you
My sword is by my side
I seek a life of honor
Free from all false pride

I will crack the whip
With a bold mighty hail
Cover me with death
If I should ever fail

Glory, majesty, unity
Hail! Hail! Hail!"

the warrior's prayer by Tzeentch June 13, 2007

complicating the lord's prayer

someone/something that complicates things that don't need to be complicated, especially when the alternative is very obvious and much MUCH easier than what is happening

you're complicating the lord's prayer, son, stop complicating things.

complicating the lord's prayer by mynameisnonofyourbuisiness14 November 14, 2025