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tough chicken slider

Any item or reason a middle-aged middle-class entitled woman uses for the purposes of bitching about how tough life is.
@ArbysCares gave me this tough chicken slider tonight. America has a problem.
tough chicken slider by anonymous August 13, 2022

It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken 

What a woman typically says to her husband when her lips begin to hang.
Man- Honey, your lips are loose.

Wife- It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken

Touch Check 

The act of reaching around to your ass and pushing your pants/underwear into your crack after a questionable or wet fart. If your clothing sticks, its time to get somewhere and clean up. If it falls away without sticking, you are safe to proceed.
Dude that sounded wet, you better touch check before we get too far from a bathroom.
Touch Check by shartWEEK August 2, 2011

Cared enough to check and see what I had to say though didn't you, bitch?

Hym "Cared enough to check and see what I had to say though didn't you, bitch? Yeeeaaaahhhh you did... Hey, when Jephthah's daughter was burning alive, you know... Shrieking in agony... What do you think was going through it's mind? What about when Lot's daughters were date-raping their father? Did it... Was it stoked? Is that what it's into? Ha! Hahahahahahaha!"