Festa 

Festa means festival in Italy and other Mediterranean countries. But you can get that from google, so heres an urban dictionary definition:
Festa is annual celebration by the Korean group BTS, held to celebrate their anniversary. For a week and a half leading up to the anniversary of their debut, 13th June, they release more music, interviews, photo collections, special videos and more. When Festa starts, BTS fandom create a BTS week wherein they appreciate each of the 7 members for each day of the week, in fanchant order of course.

Army 1: Hey, have you heard the Spring Day remix they released for the Festa opening ceremony?
Army 2: Sis have I heard it?? That shit SLAPS, I downloaded souncloud just to put it on repeat.

Festa by Tupac Shakur’s Son June 12, 2018

festa 

a girl who is either really nasty (un-hygenic) or who you have no interest in, or both. especially applies if that girl is way too into you or pitifully desperate. comes from verb:Festering see def.

man that festa courtney keeps calling me.

ugh, sorry dude that girl is butt nasty, just keep ignoring her and she'll get the message.

doubt it, she keeps showing up at my HOUSE man.

ew.

festa by lemurpie August 7, 2008

festa 

Festa is a very rare disease only found in the Miami suburb of Hialeah. Particularly the area surrounding, but not limited to, Hialeah Senior High. Although there is some speculation as to how one can contract it, scientist believe it is via coming in contact with bodily fluids such as skeet and feces. The disease goes through 79 stages before finally killing the victim in agonizing fashion, usually with the genitalia of the victim falling off.

As of 2006, there is only one known victim in the United States.

Boy: I have stage 69 Festa.
Girl: So all your pubes fell off?
Boy: Yeah.
Girl: Damn.

festa by MAFHialeah November 5, 2006

festa 

this boy has a 1inch cock, he is a bald spotty cunt who likes boys as well..he fucked a dog!

Shaun McCullum

festa by Hilly Willy December 7, 2003

Festa 

Festa is a female dog's name. She is often easy to handle and very obedient. She walks very graceful, and is very nice.

What's the dog's name" "Festa!" "Oh that suits perfectly!

Festa by kikpo April 27, 2011

festa 

To bum or suck up 2 another person, as well as interfering or trying to find what some one is up 2.

Your mum festarin, seein what u what up 2 the nite before.
If you festa another person by trying to be their friend.

festa by wag1 April 14, 2006

festa 

To become entangled in a vicious lawsuit.

Joshua underestimated him and never even saw the festa coming, now he needs 3 lawyers to try and keep his house.

Careful what you do, or you might get festa'd which could cost you some serious legal fees.

festa by juror7 February 19, 2022