weathered 

adj. or verb used to describe someone who has not aged well.

Dude, did you see Heather, she has really weathered.

weathered by citizendc January 6, 2009

weathered 

adj. Worn, stained, or warped by or as if by exposure to weather; seasoned: a roof of weathered shingles.

Yo mamma's face is real weathered because she's been outside too much

weathered by Rokhsanna December 19, 2005

Weathered 

Also Weath. The after effects of alcohol or drugs.

She had a lot to drink last night, she was weathered.

Weathered by Weathered, Weath May 23, 2009

Weathered 

1. An exclamation, most times uttered by third party members, used when someone had just received a serious insult from another person and chances of returning with a good comeback are slim.

2. Used also when an inanimate object in conjunction with a human makes the human appear stupid and the inanimate object superior.

1. "Dude, you're shirt sucks." "That's not what you're mom thinks." " OUU Weathered!"

2. *Girl bangs into door*
Friends: "Hahahah you just got weathered by the door." or "That door just weathered you."

Weathered by AlThePal November 20, 2011

Weathered 

When you have sex with someone 2-3 times your age.

I really think I need to stop drinking, I got Weathered again last night. The last thing I remember he was showing me pictures of his house and promising me a better life. When I woke up I had a gray haired old man in my bed.

Weathered by Rnrdozer February 8, 2017

Weathered 

Tre Swift

Man that guy Tre is weathered.

Weathered by Swizzzzle June 1, 2018

Weathered Softball 

An overly used sexual product, specifically with regards to anal play.

Linda: oh man!
Barba: what's wrong Linda?
Linda: my favorite is showing signs of a weathered softball!
Barba: oh no! You should order a new one from pandorasbox.club - their products never weather out
Linda: that's a great idea, my ass can't wait :)

Weathered Softball by BB Swan November 8, 2017