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Shmonked 

When someone smokes too much dank and there high af
Me and my bro lit a fat J yesterday we both got so shmonked, we couldn't even remember where we were.
Shmonked by Dronenpilot July 28, 2018
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shmonged 

Verb Adverb

Sha-m-ong-ed
1The act of roasting or humiliating someone typically in a casual manner
2 the act of getting roasted or humiliated
"Yo, did you see Laura's shoes?"
"Yeah bro she's going to get shmonged."
shmonged by Shmonger June 9, 2017

Shmonged 

The level above being ‘monged out’ when you’re that fucked up that you can’t move or speak properly and you’re just a ball of shmong
Friend: You okay mate?
You: No mate I’m absolutely shmonging
Friend: Are you really that shmonged off that joint?
You: I feel like a shmongaloid
Shmonged by M1NSTR3LL April 25, 2022
To get owned, to say,act, or do something stupid. To get told off
Gabby got Shmoned on the tram at Animal Kingdom in Disney. "Please move to the inside"
Shmoned by RYAN 3421 January 8, 2009
Bro I’m so fucking shmoned right now I just thought my rig was a hamburger
Shmoned by Stinky Tooty March 18, 2019