floraphile 

A person who enjoys have sexual intercourse with floral vegetation.

Example 1:

Chris' date stood him up and so he went home to relieve the sexual tension by engaging with floraphillia with a tree in his garden.

Example 2:

Julian: Sophus, what's your favourite type of floraphillia?
Sophus: Probably engaging with anal sex with my cactus, I'm a self-diagnosed floraphile.

floraphile by TheGreatWhiteBuffalo May 16, 2014

Floraphile 

A person who has sex/ or rapes flowers and other plants.

A: Why are you sad?
B: I don't hang out with my friend anymore.
A: Why not?
B: She raped my flower, she's a floraphile.

Floraphile by DeadPigeon April 21, 2018

floraphile 

It is surprising how messed up the mind can be. Any way, the act of doing the "dirty deed" with a plant.

The only one in history, Robert Mclandononaff, 27, was caught and sentenced to death in 1990 for being a floraphile

floraphile by The man dan with a plan May 21, 2018

foodaphile 

One who takes advantage of others for their food.

stealing food off of someone's plate everday also known as a serial foodaphile.

foodaphile by Kenneth Andrews September 4, 2006

flagaphile 

One is so patriotic that they would gladly mate with the American flag.

Stephen Colbert is a flagaphile.

flagaphile by David Altena December 25, 2008

Floraphilia 

Sexual Attraction to plants, especially to Flowers

-Solar Flare is hot
-Oh no, a floraphilia

Floraphilia by chydranisalonelynoob June 23, 2019