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An amazing guy that will listen to your troubles.a man that will love whoever he sets his hopes on.the boyfriend that most people need because he is sweet, caring,loving and will always be there for u .he is crafty and quick to give you a nickname such a glovogdna.He has a short fuse but knows how to control it. He come in differemt shapes and sizes but he is the one person that most peopl need.boyfriend or friend. He is not intimidating but dont mess with him.He is a man that is funny and will have your back no matter what.
Girl:He is so funny and cute.
Guy:Must be a lambardo.
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Dave Lombardo 

Top 5 greatest metal drummer of all time. Try copying that Fall out cunt boy! Dave Lombardo is Brilliant.
Dave Lombardo is a REAL drummer.
Dave Lombardo by Lyle87 December 24, 2007

lambardi slap 

To slap someone with your dick, preferably in the face
Dante Lambardi Slapped Marlene in the face
lambardi slap by lambardi slap October 11, 2007

Lambardi Slap 

To whip out your dick and slap someone in the face with it
Dante Lambardi Slapped Marlene when she didnt suck his dick
Lambardi Slap by alaa October 18, 2007
The moment suspended in time when two opposite things come together to create a beautiful thing. Starting to get quite popular in the west coast. (Discovered by: Stephen Parrish of Lodi CA)
"Lambardin" when one (the Peanut Butter) joins the other (the jelly). its a beautiful thing. "Lahh-m-Bardin" can be used of course in every day life.
lambardin by Stephen Parrish August 22, 2011

Lombardo 

1. Heavy metal drumming. The type of drumming that makes you want to headbang to the point of getting whiplash, then continuing to headbang because the drums kicks serious ass. Named after the drummer of Slayer, Dave Lombardo.

2. Kick ass metal music.
1. Yo, I want to play in a badass metal band, but nobody around here can play lombardo!
2. I f*cking love Lombardo!
Lombardo by minitrampoline May 31, 2018

lombardo 

i lombardoed her face off
lombardo by drsmoothj October 8, 2005