Make It Up 

The phrase that you use in a time of utter disbelief. Overwhelmed with an unability to "Make it up." Usually it seems like if you actually tried to make up a story or something creative, it would be more believable than the actual events that have occured.

Chris: Jesus Christ dude they just bombed the Twin Towers.

Adam: You can't make it up bro.

Make It Up by youngdog September 7, 2012

make it up to you 

A phrase said when someone makes you feel like horse manure and then acts like they are going to rectify their carelessness by doing something that would actually constitute a change in their behavior, when really it's just bullshit words that allow them to be forgiven until they repeat said horse manure behavior.

"Sorry I stood you up, I'll make it up to you!"

make it up to you by Jyezaaa January 6, 2017

Make it up to 

Idiom.
To "make it up to someone" means to do something nice for them after you've messed up, like buying them a drink after you forgot their birthday or bailing them out of jail after a wild night. It's all about trying to smooth things over when you've been a total jerk.

Example: "I totally flaked on our plans, so I’m gonna make it up to her by taking her out for a night of debauchery and enough booze to forget I’m an idiot."

Make it up to by Dan_78653 January 4, 2025

make up for it 

A phrase used to say that you will get sexual with someone after making them upset

"Don't worry baby I'll make up for it."

make up for it by ponylover234 June 9, 2017

make-it-uppery

A source of bullshit information

"I heard company abc have just been awarded a $10 billion contract"

"No way! Where's your source"
" I can't remember where I read it but its true"
"Hmm, me thinks your source is make-it-uppery"

make-it-uppery by Schubert November 29, 2020