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Pottermatum 

Forcing a girl to make a choice between two ultimatums;
Stop being best friends

Start dating eachother
He was her best friend before he gave her the pottermatum
Pottermatum by ldm9two March 29, 2020

Potterathon 

To watch all the harry potter movies over one evening often finishing early into the next morning whilst actively engaging in off hand wizarding duels and studying for your owls. (wearing the appropriate Hogwarts attire)
Sorry I can't hang out tonight I'm having a serious potterathon.

Putternani 

Slutty women who put out for famous professional golfers.
1. The media is investigating all the "putternani" Tiger Woods has had this season.

2. Tiger Woods got a lot of putternani.
Putternani by Derek Villanueva December 8, 2009

putternut 

Insult like idiot or klutz.
I just ran into a wall
You're such a putternut
putternut by Peanutbutter May 25, 2012

putterputt 

The act of walking and farting everytime you take a step. An endering name.
I can smell you from here you putterputt!
putterputt by rnbwmeli December 25, 2006

PitterPatter 

The act of heart reacting one's own social media content. This word came about in the late 1920's and is commonly used to describe the narcissism and misogyny one must possess to heart react their own content.
I was scrolling through Facebook and I noticed this one guy pitterpatters all of his own content.
PitterPatter by StompyMcGee January 18, 2025