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*British* (participle), verb: to kef
A rather hard slap to the back of the neck.

NOTE: Does not mean, nor does it imply masturbation.
Dude 1: HOLY FUCK, JUSTIN BIEBER!
Dude 2: You deserve a mighty good keffing.
Keffing by Fizzle12345671 February 18, 2011
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She's funny, creative and a loyal friend. She's naturally quiet but loves to have conversation, yet not a people person. In other words, she's a human contradiction. She loves strongly and hardly ever gives up on anyone or ever holds a grudge. Very mature, though, a child at heart. Very caring and understanding. Will never judge you based on your flaws unless absolutely necessary. She's beautiful inside out and is a rare gem just like her name!
Keffian is such a beautiful name.
keffian by Mickey_J60 July 25, 2018
A new word on the streets meaning masturbation over ones own faeces to intoxication...
Boca was keffing over his mother.
keffing by NuKeZ December 10, 2004
A nickname for your boyfriend or friend who is named Kevin when he is ignoble, or in Swedish "keff".
Keffin don't do that!
Keffin by Girls/girls/boys October 14, 2018

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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