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The nicest person you’ll ever meet, they are always smiling and trying to make conversation!
“Hey Brenda” “did you see how nice Kelsi was today!”

“Ya!” “I sure did! She’s acting like a true Kansan!”
Kansan by What’d I say? March 7, 2018

Northeast Kansan Rat Bath 

Another name for hot cocoa made with water instead of milk
"Hey bro you want a Northeast Kansan Rat Bath before you go? It's kinda chilly out, and I could sure go for one myself"

"No Brian fuck off"

Flat as Kansas

a woman with small breasts "mosquito bites" could be considered as flat as the state of Kansas
Lynn is as flat as Kansas
Cuh don’t tell me kankan just scored again , smh
KanKan by drankmethodbot October 7, 2020

Kasane Teto 

an utau, most well known. she chimera doe.
she is also recognized by crypton yaya
"I love Kasane teto!!"
Kasane Teto by peeepe November 8, 2020

Kansas Tornado 

When you masturbate into the hose of someone's anti-snoring sleep device. The cum then flies around in the hose in a circular fashion gaining pressure until it hits the sleeping person's face. The resulting shock combined with the wind and sound makes the person wake up and think that they are in a tornado.
My friend John was passed out with his sleep device on so I unhooked the house and jerked off in it. He woke up when the jizz hit his face and screamed, "Wow, Ocean City Hurricane last night, and now a Kansas Tornado!"
Kansas Tornado by Ed Rooney Jr September 6, 2016