The state your poor unsuspecting finger(s)
may find itself in after you place it in an unwashed and soiled hairy clam for a finger party. Note it will smell suspicious and contaminated for hours/days, especially the
next morning.
My hand was invited to "Club Minge" by a chav-ette to strum her bass, but had to leave because i think it was
dead or dying in there, the smell was putrid, I
left with a polluted finger that smelt like Hull Fish market on a hot day and a sense of
shame and self dissappointment. At least it saved the old boy from a disease.