isopod hours 

Ispopod hours are from 12:00-1:00,and during that time you're to love and praise isopods

Me:"Dude,its REAL Isopod hours!"
You:"this is why dad shot himself"

isopod hours by ohfuck.jpeg May 3, 2018

Real Isopod Hours 

The time of night when people come out in search for food

*in a mcDonalds at 2 a.m.*
-Hey josh, what are you doing here?
-I was hungry so I waited for REAL ISOPOD HOURS to get something to eat.

Real Isopod Hours by Handle #354566 December 4, 2017

Real Isopod Hours 

The time of day when one can really respect the majestic isopod.

Girlfriend: "My parents aren't home. Come over."
Boyfriend: "Nah nigga, it's real isopod hours. I gotta go down to the aquarium."

Real Isopod Hours by Stuck_inREM January 29, 2018

Real Isopod Hours 

The time between 1:00 AM and 5:30 AM where people leave their bedrooms in search of food, then stub their toe and wake the entire house up.

*at 2:30 AM*
-ah, I could really go for some doritos, it is REAL ISOPOD HOURS after al-

*stubs toe*
*screams*

Real Isopod Hours by blinkythecomputer January 13, 2022

Real isopod hours 

Real isopod hours is every hour and it is the best hours of the day

Some dude : what time is it

Everyone: it’s real isopod hours

Real isopod hours by That one guy 225 February 1, 2018

sad isopod hours 

The time of night after real isopod hours where real isopods get sad bc there ain’t no food, generally after 2 or 3 am. Coincides with real nigga hours.

Tareek: bruh I’m so hungry
Jaquis: yeah fr it’s sad isopod hours

sad isopod hours by aSaDiSoPoD February 3, 2018

real isopod nigga hours 

The time of day between 12:05 a.m. and 3:15 a.m. for niggas whomst've are isopods to express their true isopod feelings.

What time is it cole? It's real isopod nigga hours

real isopod nigga hours by Hahapoopynig January 26, 2018