patheticness 

The amount of pathetic qualities a person has

My patheticness is so big its amazing

patheticness by Count big lords September 18, 2017

Patheticness 

Something very pathetic

Zoey’s patheticness has me aghast

Patheticness by Bitchydick January 26, 2018

Patheticalness 

1) The act of being pathetical
2) A word to describe the act of being a person who acts so pathetically that their name becomes the definition of pathetic.

Dude, that guy is such an asshole, the patheticalness meter on him must be off the charts!!

Patheticalness by dasmann March 28, 2010

Patheticies 

When something is soooo pathetic that it is beyond the descriptive word, 'pathetic', it is in a state of patheticies.

All three of you are reading Harry Potter in a study group type fashion. PATHETICIES!

Patheticies by Dude Major Jr. September 23, 2005