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Winking Chink's Eye 

n. Of a human, the orifice which excretes waste, most probably due to the semi-resemblance to the closed eye of an Oriental person. The brown eye, the ringpiece, the rusty sherrif's badge.
Dr. Proctor: Now Mrs. Jones, what seems to be the problem?
Mrs. Jones: I'm having trouble passing solids, doc.
Dr. Proctor: I see. Now, Mrs. Jones, if you could remove your undergarments and bend over, please.
Mrs. Jones: Is everything okay, doctor?
Dr. Proctor: Mrs. Jones, I must prescribe a daily course of backdoor surprises immediately, your winking chink's eye is as tight as a corset string.

Chink Stink 

The undeniable stench resonating from Asian individuals that everyone else just can’t seem to place a finger on where it comes from.
Roger: “Dang bro do you smell that? Where is that smell even coming from?”
Chad: “Bro that’s chink stink coming from that guy in front of us.”
Chink Stink by Pandaaamonium March 4, 2019

China's final warning 

Russian term coined during the Cold War to describe a warning that carries no real meaning.

An empty threat
Person 1: "Man, this asshole told me to pay him money or he will burn my house to the ground."
Person 2: "Relax, he probably gave you China's final warning."
China's final warning by redocelot September 8, 2022

chink shit

Low quality, low priced imported manufactured product, prone to failure, typically produced by China.
Be wary of cheap handheld garden tools, because they are often chink shit, and will break after very little use.
chink shit by theory_x April 29, 2013

Chink Sucker

One who loves Asian guys
Look at Arabella, she's tryna hit on some Chinese dude again, what a Chink sucker
Chink Sucker by Ahana2017 December 26, 2017

china's final warning 

"China's final warning" (Russian: Последнее китайское предупреждение) is a Russian proverb that originated in the former Soviet Union, to refer to a warning that carries no real consequences.
Donald:'' Pooh said he will launch missiles if Mickey comes to visit his neighbour. He sounds serious!''

Vlad:'' Meh... That's him using China's final warning. Last time I stole pots of honey from him in Tuva and he didn't do nothing. ''

chink slap 

A term used when you clown or diss an asian in any sorta way.
Tony just got a chink slap at the clubs last night.

Damn foo, did Karry just get chink slapped by that hoochie?
chink slap by Tadowta April 23, 2006