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Talan is the ruler of the Universe. You better not even breathe out disagreement, or he may strike you down right there, heathen.

Oh man, Talan kicks so much ass it isn't even funny. Just the other day these little brats were laughing and he just walks over there and smites them with his kickass mauls. It was pretty funny, actually.

This one time, I was riding and with Talan, and he just jumps his car off of a cliff. I wet myself, but he just laughed and did a few flips and then the car slammed into the ground. He was alright though, since he is so killer. But I had to go to the hospital. It sucked.
"I'm going to do a talan and kick that guy in the nuts and rip out his spleen."

"Talan is the ruler of the universe."
talan by Nottalan April 29, 2005
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Talan is funny,intelligent,and caring.And he is a good basketball player
I wish I was Talan he is the man.
Talan by Datking May 22, 2018
a normal person who will most likely kick your ass if you talk shit about him but is really cool to get to know
don't mess with that kid he is a Talan
Talan by adaptations May 5, 2009
usually a blonde short guy will beat your ass or fuck your bitch if you start something with him.
yeah, I got mad at Talan and he fucked my girlfriend.
Talan by Im A G Fam July 24, 2017
he is so hot, tan, smart, athletic, and overall one of the best guys you will ever meet. he loves his girlfriend and treats her so good. and listen to this he will make you melt bc his voice is perfect.
“talan is so hot”- all the girls

yeah he is”-his gf
talan by shoutoutmybrother August 25, 2019
Talan is the most bad ass mother fucker in the world he is usually tall with curly blond hair And is good at football and basketball and will fuck your mom and kick your ass if you talk shit
Yo holy shit that’s Talan he kicked my ass in the parking lot I’m not gonna fuck with him
Talan by The big cock 69420123456 October 22, 2019
He is kinda cool he is always a baseball player whom has a massive 350 pound shlong don’t fuck with him he’s built different
Talan Is massive
Talan by orangeguy23 November 3, 2020