mccurry 

The last name of an amazing family. McCurry is Irish, and those with the last name are blessed.

"What's her last name?"
"McCurry."
"That explains it."

mccurry by shimmyshimmykokonope January 16, 2018

mccurry alaskan flat tire 

Worst than whiskey dick, limp dick or dead erection. Only happens in freezing weather.

when we got home last night, i was so ready to throw him down and hop on top but no such luck--he had a mccurry Alaskan flat tire :( waaaaah..

mccurry alaskan flat tire by DixxieCallahan October 6, 2016

Mike McCurry 

A referee in scottish football who sits with an ipod in and listens to 'The Sash' and sings ' humpty King *illy sat on a wall ' to his inbred kids. hates anything catholic, and only if a celtic player was actually stabbed in the box would he give the penalty....maybe.

Famous cheating orange hun bastard

Bhoy - Daddy whos the man in black clothes who ironically has specsavers on his top ?
Dad - Dunno son, hes supposed to be the official, Mike McCurry i believe ?
Bhoy - My arse, he's John Knox in disguise

Mike McCurry by 3 in a Row October 22, 2008

Abbey McCurry 

Person who has 43 chromosomes and eats grass. They often have imaginary friends who they share their la croix with although usually spill the la croix

Abbey McCurry is over there, let’s beat her up!

Abbey McCurry by Waaaaaaaaaaa June 5, 2019

anthony mccurry

the god of sex, really smooth with the ladies. pretty big dick and knows how to use it. usualy lets girls "think" they run his life, but what they dont know is really he has them wrapped around his finger. usualy horny as hell. verty attractive to black woman. but loves white girls. very athletic, and loves to fight. woman love his style, swag, and his eyes

omg i just had a anthony mccurry last night.
did you see anthony mccurry fight?!

anthony mccurry by random user56 June 29, 2011

raygen mccurry 

cute af a little bit of a hoe but it’s ok

raygen mccurry is cute af

raygen mccurry by daddy 12348292992938383 December 11, 2019

Jennette McCurdy 

Actress and singer best known for her role as Sam Puckett on iCarly. Unlike her co-star counterpart that gets all the singing roles, she can actually sing and performs amazing acoustic songs, and doesn't come off as a complete annoyance when she acts. She's one of those rare case nick stars that will probably lead a successful career in either profession.

She's had lesser roles in other TV series, such as roles in Malcom in the Middle and Law and Order: SVU.

Lloyd: Yo George, Jennette McCurdy is coming to the studio to do some recordings. Got everything ready?

George: Nah, still cleaning up all the equipment from 2 days ago. This place was a mess, had almost every autotune and synthesizer we had in here.

Lloyd: Wow, it's taken you 2 days to--

George: Dude, remember? Miranda Cosgrove was recording.

Lloyd: Ah, right.

Jennette McCurdy by Mai Valentine December 14, 2010